Ozzy Man Reviews: MMA Showboating Fail


Welcome to fight day Joe is offering a glove touch but it was a fake out

Gee whiz you can see Johan thinking "that was cheeky as fuck" "I didn’t know we were playing prison rules" Now Joe decides it’s time to practise some new dance moves He’s like “ohhh yeah I am a sexy beast” He gets back to the fighting aaaand he lands a punch

Yeah nah Johan’s boofhead doesn’t really feel it but Joe reckons it was some deadly shit Here’s some more deadly shit followed by a tribute to the Bee Gees He then says “free hit I’ll give you a free hit, mate” Yeah nah yeah just kidding, just jokes

Now what’s he doing here? Oh it was a look away punch He tried to set a trap, a bit of a bloody trick I don’t think it worked like he imagined it would so he decides to create an optical illusion As invented by this drunk wanker in Lithuania Then he finishes the round with a Van Damme fly kick

That is one of me favourite moves to do in the living room in front of the mirror You can’t beat it It looks fucken sick hey Into Round 3 Joe’s getting a few punches in He does some more disco moves and gets a fucken foot to the face!!! That is game over ladies and gents

There is a time and a place to be Michael Jackson Usually at weddings or a house party, but not in the mma ring Johan says “can the honourable gentleman give way?" And Joe did give way And now the opposition gets a chance to do some showboating of his own Fucken well played